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Mailbag: TFW Nebraska Wins its First Game

October 24, 2018

We're doing things differently with this week's mailbag. 

After Nebraska's 53-28 win over Minnesota Saturday, Hail Varsity's own Greg Smith captured true freshman running back running off the field. It was glorious. 

Tyler Klimiuk said, "This week's mailbag just needs to be a caption contest for this gif," and Washington responded simply with, "I AGREEEEE."

So, here we are. We asked for captions and you didn't disappoint.

You got us, Cory.

The pizza rolls, because of course.

It's funny because it's true.

Val's always wins. It's part of the Memorial Stadium Holy Trinity.

Popeyes remains undefeated.

Still one of the strangest stats you'll see all year.

We all know the feeling.

He's not wrong.

Our weekly leadoff batter with the perfect Nutty Professor reference.

Especially when the Oreo McFlurry is sitting in the cupholder.

Ziggy Stardust and Space Cowboy, a modern-day Shake 'n Bake. Both are having solid 2018 seasons.

We'll have to confirm with guard Jerald Foster but this probably checks out.

Lots of food jokes from you guys.

I mean, that's what everyone wants, right?


Washington liked this one so it mandatory we include it.

Never change, Mo. Never change. 

The Mailbag will return to its regularly-scheduled format next week… Unless Washington does something cool again. No promises.

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