We're doing things differently with this week's mailbag.
After Nebraska's 53-28 win over Minnesota Saturday, Hail Varsity's own Greg Smith captured true freshman running back running off the field. It was glorious.
When the ice cream man comes through the neighborhood @Mo_is_blessed pic.twitter.com/6EfCDH7Eui
— Greg Smith (@GregSmithHV) October 22, 2018
Tyler Klimiuk said, "This week's mailbag just needs to be a caption contest for this gif," and Washington responded simply with, "I AGREEEEE."
So, here we are. We asked for captions and you didn't disappoint.
You got us, Cory.
When mom says the pizza rolls are done. @HailVarsity
— Kyler (@Kylerkent) October 23, 2018
The pizza rolls, because of course.
It's funny because it's true.
Going to get that first plate at Valentinos buffet
— Blackshirt81 (@Blackshirt81) October 22, 2018
Val's always wins. It's part of the Memorial Stadium Holy Trinity.
When yo momma says she’s getting KFC for dinner but shows up with Popeyes
— Wax (@emptydubya) October 23, 2018
Popeyes remains undefeated.
When the Huskers opponent was finally flagged for holding after 2 years.
— ryanpalu (@ryanpalu) October 24, 2018
Still one of the strangest stats you'll see all year.
When your song comes on in the club
— Jeremiah Sievers (@JEREIH) October 24, 2018
We all know the feeling.
@HailVarsity When the preacher asks, “How you living?” and you’ve been living right!
— Jensenator (@ljensenator) October 24, 2018
He's not wrong.
"Hercules, Hercules, Hercules"
— Richard Fitzwell 🍺 🎸🏟🏈 (@Corn_Huskers) October 24, 2018
Our weekly leadoff batter with the perfect Nutty Professor reference.
@HailVarsity when mom says to go grab the McDonald's from the car
— Peyton Blakley (@PBlak69) October 24, 2018
Especially when the Oreo McFlurry is sitting in the cupholder.
When @TrulyDevine_22 needs a blow & he just loosened the cap for you
— Jason McCarter (@mccarterx29) October 24, 2018
Ziggy Stardust and Space Cowboy, a modern-day Shake 'n Bake. Both are having solid 2018 seasons.
When the lineman hear Coach Frost say “no wind sprints” @HailVarsity
— Austin Pierce (@austin3pierce) October 24, 2018
We'll have to confirm with guard Jerald Foster but this probably checks out.
When mom yells “The pizza rolls are done”
— Wyatt Gibson 🍍 (@HarlanCoLaker) October 23, 2018
Lots of food jokes from you guys.
I mean, that's what everyone wants, right?
When she admits you were right @HailVarsity
— Jared Michael (@Dingodile89) October 23, 2018
When the teacher says if you have higher than a 90% you don’t need to take a final! @Mo_is_blessed https://t.co/bDyFVokigZ
— Fresh (@Fresh402) October 22, 2018
Washington liked this one so it mandatory we include it.
Never change, Mo. Never change.
The Mailbag will return to its regularly-scheduled format next week… Unless Washington does something cool again. No promises.